Two janitors walked in to the office one Monday at a local high school; they began talking about their weekends. " I got a dog for my kids this weekend," said one." his colleague replied, " good trade!"

Finding a bottle on the beach Dennis uncorks it and a genie comes out. 
"Ah now you get three wishes," says the genie. "Great Says Dennis!" .. he pauses for a millisecond, "First I want one million dollars." he hollers. Poof! ...There is a flash and a paper with a Swiss bank account number appears in Dennis's hand.  "Next I want a red Ferrari"  ...Poof! another flash and a sexy red Ferrari appears instantly beside him and the keys appear in his hand. Finally Dennis says, "I want to be irresistible to woman".. in a second the keys fall to the ground in a crash.. and  in a blinding flash Dennis turns in to "a box of Purdey's chocolates."

Laughter .."the Best Medicine"  
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Tthe flag pole naming contest

Our regular readers can remember... from last week if you think that is bad, Dennis now has his very own aluminum flag pole in the back yard
( a twenty foot real life flag pole) and he will soon erect it. And thoughts about the name for the pole.. flooded in by email. We were very glad to here from you! The best name was unanimous and picked by the blonde judge! The name for eternity on Dennis's pole...  has been picked.  For those who were interested... we received 342 unique and some very similar in their context. ( some so x rated that we dare not repeat them)

1st Place: Dean Fletcher - (of Iowa) -  Kinda Firm Place

2nd Place: Woody Been there! - ( Susan Simpson, Carlesbad California )

3rd Place: Flower Hanger World - Ronda Wilson -( Saskatoon Saskatchewan)

 Well you did encourage.. his imagination.. a plaque and the name of the originator will be put on it , so thank you all for helping us out.

Remember, you had until the end of the month to get your names in to us.  (April 30, 2000)  Look here for more cool contests in the future.

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